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  • Lunar Rising SG-1 explores a world filled with odd aliens on the eve of one of their largest holidays. by azore24 36,176 words · 6,914 views · 700 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Velvet Sparkle and the Queen in Stone Myths and Birthrights side-story: Velvet Sparkle recounts her younger years in a nation north of Equestria and the events leading up to her becoming the mother of Shining Amour and Twilight Sparkle by Tundara 47,560 words · 1,985 views · 192 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Myths and Birthrights Twilight has to deal with new powers and troubles as an Alicorn. by Tundara 125,994 words · 10,671 views · 1,547 likes · 49 dislikes

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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 14,152 views · 1,722 likes · 27 dislikes
  • The Longest Night On the first night of Luna's banishment Celestia finds two alicorns in a crater. by Tundara 6,218 words · 16,830 views · 1,713 likes · 28 dislikes
  • The Apple and the Fox Apple Bloom undergoes her final trial to become a shaman; capturing a spirit on her own. by Tundara 4,417 words · 1,164 views · 137 likes · 6 dislikes
  • A Dream of Pride and Envy The hidden history of the events leading up to the Long Winter is uncovered. A Myths and Birthrights story. by Tundara 27,662 words · 591 views · 94 likes · 5 dislikes

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The Greatest Works of Count Honigwein von Beinehaus the Third

  • A Morning Ritual Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal. by Honey Mead 3,292 words · 1,219 views · 81 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place. by Honey Mead 2,595 words · 1,205 views · 129 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness by Honey Mead 15,964 words · 330 views · 21 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Castle Canterlot After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years. by Honey Mead 25,569 words · 385 views · 55 likes · 2 dislikes

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third

  • Adventures in Homeownership with Sunny Skies and Dusky SparksTwilight and Celestia decide to take a break from ruling Equestria to live for a few decades as average everyday ponies.5,344 words ·1,143 views ·288 likes ·10 dislikes
  • The Castle CanterlotAfter almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years.25,569 words ·385 views ·55 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Luna's Last MomentsLuna counts down the seconds to the end of her life.1,220 words ·189 views ·13 likes ·1 dislikes
  • The Life and Times of Fancy and FleurRandom short stories that revolve around Fancypants and Fleur de Lis.2,786 words ·244 views ·25 likes ·0 dislikes
  • I was an Enclave OfficerThe Enclave is founded on Loyalty, but some Loyalties are stronger than others.1,310 words ·279 views ·22 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place.2,595 words ·1,205 views ·129 likes ·8 dislikes
  • A Morning RitualHaving a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal.3,292 words ·1,219 views ·81 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness15,964 words ·330 views ·21 likes ·2 dislikes
  • ChronicleAn old pony recounts his life as the personal secretary for Princess Celestia.48,435 words ·783 views ·43 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Alicorns, an Orangutan, and L-SpaceWhat happens when Twilight finds an Orangutan in her Library and what happened to the Princesses?8,658 words ·1,068 views ·23 likes ·3 dislikes
  • A Time for MemoriesMemories. Flashes of the Past. Moments in time so profound that they are etched into our minds.2,554 words ·497 views ·13 likes ·0 dislikes

Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"

--"Because they use honeycombs."

"Why did the bee get married?"

--"Because he found his honey."

Why did the queen walk home from the bar?

--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)

Sep
9th
2014

I just wanted to thank everyone who helped get Adventures in Homeownership into the feature box.

So, thanks, you guys are great.

--Honey Mead

What's the buzz?

#1371678 · 4w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1371585

Oh, you've got a number of stories that I enjoyed... Most recently, 'Lies to Foals', but before that there was 'Good Girl', 'Desert Rose', 'The Riddle', and that crack ship with RD and SL. Honestly I should have followed you months ago.

#1371585 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch! Might I ask what I've done to earn your attention?

#1356574 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1356469 one more for the road, a limerick this time:

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

--Ogden Nash

#1356469 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1356305

You... I like you.

#1356305 · 5w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Hi Honey Mead! How are you? :pinkiehappy:

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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