Honey Mead

Joined February 2012
97 followers
6,519 story views
8h, 39m ago

I'm the bee's knees.

Stories about the greatest ambiguously-married/dating couple.

  • The Life and Times of Fancy and Fleur Random short stories that revolve around Fancypants and Fleur de Lis. by Honey Mead 2,786 words · 171 views · 22 likes · 0 dislikes
  • A Morning Ritual Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal. by Honey Mead 3,315 words · 1,086 views · 74 likes · 6 dislikes

Currently Editing

  • Lunar Rising SG-1 explores a world filled with odd aliens on the eve of one of their largest holidays. by azore24 36,176 words · 6,320 views · 677 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Velvet Sparkle and the Queen in Stone Myths and Birthrights side-story: Velvet Sparkle recounts her younger years in a nation north of Equestria and the events leading up to her becoming the mother of Shining Amour and Twilight Sparkle by Tundara 34,736 words · 1,583 views · 161 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Myths and Birthrights Twilight has to deal with new powers and troubles as an Alicorn. by Tundara 275,164 words · 9,020 views · 1,470 likes · 42 dislikes

Finished Editing

  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 13,129 views · 1,651 likes · 24 dislikes
  • The Longest Night On the first night of Luna's banishment Celestia finds two alicorns in a crater. by Tundara 6,218 words · 15,325 views · 1,575 likes · 26 dislikes
  • The Apple and the Fox Apple Bloom undergoes her final trial to become a shaman; capturing a spirit on her own. by Tundara 4,417 words · 869 views · 113 likes · 5 dislikes

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The Greatest Works of Count Honigwein von Beinehaus the Third

  • A Morning Ritual Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal. by Honey Mead 3,315 words · 1,086 views · 74 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place. by Honey Mead 2,595 words · 1,015 views · 114 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness by Honey Mead 15,964 words · 272 views · 21 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Castle Canterlot After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years. by Honey Mead 6,422 words · 111 views · 27 likes · 1 dislikes

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third

  • The Castle CanterlotAfter almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years.6,422 words ·111 views ·27 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Luna's Last MomentsLuna counts down the seconds to the end of her life.1,220 words ·130 views ·9 likes ·1 dislikes
  • The Life and Times of Fancy and FleurRandom short stories that revolve around Fancypants and Fleur de Lis.2,786 words ·171 views ·22 likes ·0 dislikes
  • I was an Enclave OfficerThe Enclave is founded on Loyalty, but some Loyalties are stronger than others.1,310 words ·200 views ·20 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place.2,595 words ·1,015 views ·114 likes ·8 dislikes
  • A Morning RitualHaving a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal.3,315 words ·1,086 views ·74 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness15,964 words ·272 views ·21 likes ·2 dislikes
  • ChronicleAn old pony recounts his life as the personal secretary for Princess Celestia.48,435 words ·689 views ·40 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Alicorns, an Orangutan, and L-SpaceWhat happens when Twilight finds an Orangutan in her Library and what happened to the Princesses?8,658 words ·949 views ·23 likes ·3 dislikes
  • A Time for MemoriesMemories. Flashes of the Past. Moments in time so profound that they are etched into our minds.2,554 words ·436 views ·11 likes ·0 dislikes

Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"

--"Because they use honeycombs."

"Why did the bee get married?"

--"Because he found his honey."

Why did the queen walk home from the bar?

--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

(Feel free to submit your own.)

Apr
16th
2014

I'm trying to find some interesting way of saying this, but it isn't working. So let's just get it over with...

Chronicle is coming back in the form of a new story call The Castle Canterlot, it is a mixture of the original along with the added world building of "Myths and Birthrights" by Tundara.

I'm not calling it a sequel, because it's not. While the characters should all be the same, the old story (such as it was) will be left by the wayside so as not to interfere with the new one.

I hope you guys enjoy it.

Honey Mead

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Honey Mead · 16 views · Edited 4d, 18h ago · Report · Story: Chronicle

What's the buzz?

#1108219 · 3d, 12h ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on The Luna Cypher!  :twilightsmile:

#1105627 · 4d, 15h ago · · ·

Thanks for the Fave of As a Mother. I hope that the story gave you something to ponder about Tia and what she has given up to serve her little ponies.:pinkiesad2:

#1087266 · 2w, 15h ago · · ·

Thank you very much for the Fave of Variables. I'm glad that you could enjoy my story where Spike talks to a rock.:twilightsheepish:

#1073910 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave of Telling Tales, I'm glad you liked it!

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