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"In this world, Elwood, you must be on so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

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  • Lunar Rising SG-1 explores a world filled with odd aliens on the eve of one of their largest holidays. by azore24 36,176 words · 8,450 views · 744 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Velvet Sparkle and the Queen in Stone Myths and Birthrights side-story: Velvet Sparkle recounts her younger years in a nation north of Equestria and the events leading up to her becoming the mother of Shining Amour and Twilight Sparkle by Tundara 131,762 words · 3,076 views · 274 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Myths and Birthrights Twilight has to deal with new powers and troubles as an Alicorn. by Tundara 194,113 words · 13,633 views · 1,736 likes · 58 dislikes

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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 17,536 views · 1,993 likes · 35 dislikes
  • The Longest Night On the first night of Luna's banishment Celestia finds two alicorns in a crater. by Tundara 6,218 words · 22,817 views · 2,092 likes · 29 dislikes
  • The Apple and the Fox Apple Bloom undergoes her final trial to become a shaman; capturing a spirit on her own. by Tundara 4,417 words · 1,755 views · 177 likes · 7 dislikes
  • A Dream of Pride and Envy The hidden history of the events leading up to the Long Winter is uncovered. A Myths and Birthrights story. by Tundara 27,662 words · 1,008 views · 129 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Forged in Tartarus Imprisoned in Tartarus, Tirek receives a valuable lesson in the importance of friendship from a most unexpected visitor. Friendship lessons are always a good thing… aren't they? by The Ponytrician 2,480 words · 719 views · 54 likes · 0 dislikes

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The Greatest Works of Count Honigwein von Beinehaus the Third

  • A Morning Ritual Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal. by Honey Mead 3,292 words · 1,554 views · 86 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place. by Honey Mead 2,595 words · 1,657 views · 147 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness by Honey Mead 15,964 words · 592 views · 22 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Castle Canterlot After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years. by Honey Mead 54,740 words · 991 views · 97 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Adventures in Homeownership with Sunny Skies and Dusky Sparks Twilight and Celestia decide to take a break from ruling Equestria to live for a few decades as average everyday ponies. by Honey Mead 8,321 words · 2,262 views · 436 likes · 16 dislikes

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third

  • E The Rise of Lady Potts

    Civil war? Not on Celestia's watch.  · Honey Mead
    1,996 words · 562 views  ·  68  ·  1
  • T Adventures in Homeownership with Sunny Skies and Dusky Sparks

    Twilight and Celestia decide to take a break from ruling Equestria to live for a few decades as average everyday ponies.  · Honey Mead
    8,321 words · 2,262 views  ·  436  ·  16 · sex
  • T The Castle Canterlot

    After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years.  · Honey Mead
    54,740 words · 991 views  ·  97  ·  5
  • E Luna's Last Moments

    Luna counts down the seconds to the end of her life.  · Honey Mead
    1,220 words · 423 views  ·  16  ·  1
  • T The Life and Times of Fancy and Fleur

    Random short stories that revolve around Fancypants and Fleur de Lis.  · Honey Mead
    2,786 words · 484 views  ·  28  ·  0
  • T I was an Enclave Officer

    The Enclave is founded on Loyalty, but some Loyalties are stronger than others.  · Honey Mead
    1,310 words · 621 views  ·  24  ·  4
  • E Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees

    Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place.  · Honey Mead
    2,595 words · 1,657 views  ·  147  ·  8
  • E A Morning Ritual

    Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal.  · Honey Mead
    3,292 words · 1,554 views  ·  86  ·  6
  • T Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

    The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness  · Honey Mead
    15,964 words · 592 views  ·  22  ·  2
  • T Alicorns, an Orangutan, and L-Space

    What happens when Twilight finds an Orangutan in her Library and what happened to the Princesses?  · Honey Mead
    8,658 words · 1,521 views  ·  23  ·  4
  • T A Time for Memories

    Memories. Flashes of the Past. Moments in time so profound that they are etched into our minds.  · Honey Mead
    2,554 words · 802 views  ·  13  ·  0
  • T Chronicle

    An old pony recounts his life as the personal secretary for Princess Celestia.  · Honey Mead
    48,435 words · 1,081 views  ·  45  ·  1 · sex

Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"

--"Because they use honeycombs."

"Why did the bee get married?"

--"Because he found his honey."

Why did the queen walk home from the bar?

--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)

Jun
4th
2016

A Comic Preformer · 11:12am

There are a lot of famous and funny stand-up comics around right now. From the 'wholesome' stylings of Jeff Foxworthy to the very unwholesome Lisa Lampanelli and everything in-between. What all these comics have in common is that they play a very similar style of show. They stand before the audience and tell jokes, whether anectodical tales taken from their lives or more classic jokes, the presentation does not change much from comic to comic.

Then there is Bo Burnham. I don't consider him a 'Stand-up Comic'. His show is not so simple. It's a full-on stage production.

This is the last bit from this first show 'what.' which can be viewed on his YouTube channel or Netflix. I recommend watching both.

Report Honey Mead · 23 views · #bo burnham
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#89 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on Pas de Deux. Glad you liked it! :twilightsmile:

#88 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·

Hullo there. Thanks for dropping True Bowmance a fave. Really appreciate you taking the time to read my work, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

#86 · 21w, 1d ago · · ·

Just out of curiosity, isn't all mead honey mead?

#85 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fav!

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