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  • Lunar Rising SG-1 explores a world filled with odd aliens on the eve of one of their largest holidays. by azore24 36,176 words · 7,272 views · 713 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Velvet Sparkle and the Queen in Stone Myths and Birthrights side-story: Velvet Sparkle recounts her younger years in a nation north of Equestria and the events leading up to her becoming the mother of Shining Amour and Twilight Sparkle by Tundara 81,755 words · 2,292 views · 215 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Myths and Birthrights Twilight has to deal with new powers and troubles as an Alicorn. by Tundara 125,984 words · 11,230 views · 1,573 likes · 49 dislikes

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  • The Sisters Doo Daring pays a visit to her sister in Ponyville. Due to buried grudges, things get out of hoof. by Ponky 116,988 words · 15,091 views · 1,828 likes · 31 dislikes
  • The Longest Night On the first night of Luna's banishment Celestia finds two alicorns in a crater. by Tundara 6,218 words · 17,678 views · 1,771 likes · 28 dislikes
  • The Apple and the Fox Apple Bloom undergoes her final trial to become a shaman; capturing a spirit on her own. by Tundara 4,417 words · 1,328 views · 150 likes · 6 dislikes
  • A Dream of Pride and Envy The hidden history of the events leading up to the Long Winter is uncovered. A Myths and Birthrights story. by Tundara 27,662 words · 691 views · 104 likes · 5 dislikes

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The Greatest Works of Count Honigwein von Beinehaus the Third

  • A Morning Ritual Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal. by Honey Mead 3,292 words · 1,308 views · 83 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place. by Honey Mead 2,595 words · 1,282 views · 133 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness by Honey Mead 15,964 words · 387 views · 21 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Castle Canterlot After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years. by Honey Mead 28,835 words · 501 views · 68 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Adventures in Homeownership with Sunny Skies and Dusky Sparks Twilight and Celestia decide to take a break from ruling Equestria to live for a few decades as average everyday ponies. by Honey Mead 6,669 words · 1,687 views · 377 likes · 12 dislikes

The Complete Works of Count Honigwein von Bienehaus the Third

  • E The Rise of Lady Potts

    Civil war? Not on Celestia's watch.  · Honey Mead
    1,996 words · 255 views  ·  46  ·  1
  • T Adventures in Homeownership with Sunny Skies and Dusky Sparks

    Twilight and Celestia decide to take a break from ruling Equestria to live for a few decades as average everyday ponies.  · Honey Mead
    6,669 words · 1,687 views  ·  377  ·  12 · sex
  • T The Castle Canterlot

    After almost two decades working under Princess Celestia, Chronicle has... acclimated to his position as her seneschal. Unfortunately, things are about to change more in one night than they have for the past thousand years.  · Honey Mead
    28,835 words · 501 views  ·  68  ·  2
  • E Luna's Last Moments

    Luna counts down the seconds to the end of her life.  · Honey Mead
    1,220 words · 223 views  ·  13  ·  1
  • T The Life and Times of Fancy and Fleur

    Random short stories that revolve around Fancypants and Fleur de Lis.  · Honey Mead
    2,786 words · 282 views  ·  25  ·  0
  • T I was an Enclave Officer

    The Enclave is founded on Loyalty, but some Loyalties are stronger than others.  · Honey Mead
    1,310 words · 315 views  ·  23  ·  4
  • E Twilight Sparkle Does Not Like Bees

    Celestia has an important lesson for Twilight that puts her in an uncomfortable place.  · Honey Mead
    2,595 words · 1,282 views  ·  133  ·  8
  • E A Morning Ritual

    Having a morning ritual allows a pony to prepare for the coming day with a minimum of thought, thus freeing their minds to contemplate everything from the past to the future... for some this is less then ideal.  · Honey Mead
    3,292 words · 1,308 views  ·  83  ·  6
  • T Erebus: Episode 1: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

    The Sun and Moon no longer shine over the alabaster walls of Canterlot. A darkness long forgotten has begun to seep through the cracks and erode the morality of those it touches. But at the edge of the light there is shadow, holding back the darkness  · Honey Mead
    15,964 words · 387 views  ·  21  ·  2
  • T Alicorns, an Orangutan, and L-Space

    What happens when Twilight finds an Orangutan in her Library and what happened to the Princesses?  · Honey Mead
    8,658 words · 1,155 views  ·  23  ·  4
  • T A Time for Memories

    Memories. Flashes of the Past. Moments in time so profound that they are etched into our minds.  · Honey Mead
    2,554 words · 560 views  ·  13  ·  0
  • T Chronicle

    An old pony recounts his life as the personal secretary for Princess Celestia.  · Honey Mead
    48,435 words · 854 views  ·  44  ·  1 · sex

Bee Jokes

"Why do bees always have sticky hair?"

--"Because they use honeycombs."

"Why did the bee get married?"

--"Because he found his honey."

Why did the queen walk home from the bar?

--Because she was afraid of flying buzzed.

Insect joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (Super Trampoline)

(Feel free to submit your own.)

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#76 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fav on A Spoonful of Sugar!

#75 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·

:D :D Thanks for the favorite!

#74 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1563402

It was clever... Even though the songs didn't translate well.

#73 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·

Thank you for the fave on Flim Flam Justice! Was there anything in particular that you liked about it?

#72 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks a lot for the favourite of It Doesn't Matter Now! I suppose it therefore does matter now. Which is going to create a horrible paradox. Argh. This is your fault, you know that? :pinkiecrazy:

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