Bio-logical Warfare Department

Well, not much to say.

Im an Aussie, enjoy good HIE fics, violent comedy, explosions and long walks on the beach followed by Hot, Wet... Bubblebaths.

Oh, and if you haven't figured it out yet, I like Changelings.

Jan
4th
2017


Happy New Year

First on the list:

I'm currently working on the next chapter for 'I Come From a Land Down Under', and am making decent progress. It's a bit of a difficult one and Christmas and all that. Still, pace is good, so hopefully it won't be too long away.

Secondly:

This week on the Good HiE podcast we have a old Favorite: Dropbear! Woooooo! Kicking this year off right!

Against all reason, GHIE is having me on their podcast again (last time was an... abortion to say the least). Already, with such beautiful questions such as:

"Why are you such a dick for an admin?"

"Do you hate spike, thorax or starlight glimmer?"

And of course: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of all of the Princesses assholes?"

it's bound to be nice, clean, family fun.

So if you want to watch it or submit questions of your own, just go Here for all the info.

You Just Entered the Bad Side of Town.

Hurry Up with the Updates!

Currently working on: Plan B (Also Elite Dangerous in VR, and Squad. Sue me)

"This story is stupidly magnificent"

-IcefireInfinite

"...what?"

-kztxI7

"My body is prepared for the Aussie Shitposting to commence. :pinkiehappy:"

-Phoenix999

"What in the name of f**l did I just read?"

-Prince of ETERNAL Chaos

Horsewords, Horsewords Everywhere!

  • T I Come From a Land Down Under

    From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian IT worker finds himself stuck in the snow where nowhere to go. At least it can't get any worse... right?  · Dropbear
    93,370 words · 9,548 views  ·  1,137  ·  37
  • T Cheesecake and Changelings

    After an alarming trip through a black hole in his fridge, Nigel M. Chalmers finds himself in a colourful peaceful country populated with a throng of friendly ponies... in the body of one of their nation's worst enemies. Of course it all goes to  · Dropbear
    112,777 words · 8,094 views  ·  1,054  ·  44 · sex
  • T Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

    After being banished by Celestia for his misdeeds, the alien Emperor of the Crystal Empire is back... and out for revenge.  · Dropbear
    202,809 words · 14,707 views  ·  1,563  ·  72 · sex
  • T Plan B

    Chrysalis has been driven out of Canterlot, her invasion defeated. However, an old friend from her time before coming Queen is more than happy to help her succeed with her plans.  · Dropbear
    98,137 words · 7,403 views  ·  707  ·  32
  • T The Conversion Bureau - Bureaucracy

    One Shot - Celestia and the ponies of Equestria are posed to start opening conversion bureas on Earth, however they didn't count on the horror that is government workers with paperwork.  · Dropbear
    3,592 words · 8,192 views  ·  646  ·  39
  • T The Heralds of the Apocalypse... We Think.

    Two completely different humans. a country full of ponies and a doomsday cult. What can possibly go wrong?  · Dropbear
    32,463 words · 2,258 views  ·  198  ·  18
  • T Total Conversion Bureau - Divine Salvation

    Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.  · Dropbear
    86,788 words · 5,449 views  ·  462  ·  57
  • T Doppelgangers

    Sometimes people do terrible things for the sake of their country. Sometimes people betray the trust of those that they would call friends. Sometimes it takes immense hardship for people to see through the mask and recognise the truth beneath  · Dropbear
    4,822 words · 1,724 views  ·  110  ·  13 · gore
  • T The Bloodmoon Chronicles

    A seemingly invincible pony falls in love with a displaced, unstable, solider who is far from receptive to her advances. Oh, and she's red and black, too.  · Dropbear
    19,998 words · 4,468 views  ·  444  ·  73
  • T Displaced: The Greengrocer

    A fat, balding, middle-aged government worker is hoodwinked by a strange shopkeeper into putting on a mysterious hat that grants him magical powers and sends him to Equestria..  · Dropbear
    9,177 words · 3,567 views  ·  249  ·  48
  • T The Majestic Rise of King Thorax

    Season Six Finale Spoilers - Thorax has gained a great power... but at what cost?  · Dropbear
    19,305 words · 896 views  ·  64  ·  11 · gore
  • T Scoota-no

    Something's wrong with Scootaloo, and it's up to Applebloom and Sweetie Belle to find out what.  · Dropbear
    4,246 words · 690 views  ·  54  ·  11 · gore

Cream De La Crack

  • Displaced: The Greengrocer A fat, balding, middle-aged government worker is hoodwinked by a strange shopkeeper into putting on a mysterious hat that grants him magical powers and sends him to Equestria.. by Dropbear 9,177 words · 3,567 views · 249 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Scoota-no Something's wrong with Scootaloo, and it's up to Applebloom and Sweetie Belle to find out what. by Dropbear 4,246 words · 690 views · 54 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Majestic Rise of King Thorax Season Six Finale Spoilers - Thorax has gained a great power... but at what cost? by Dropbear 19,305 words · 896 views · 64 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Conversion Bureau - Bureaucracy One Shot - Celestia and the ponies of Equestria are posed to start opening conversion bureas on Earth, however they didn't count on the horror that is government workers with paperwork. by Dropbear 3,592 words · 8,192 views · 646 likes · 39 dislikes

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#453 · 2d, 11h ago · · ·

>>870627 Dear god i hope you're alive. I love I come from a land down under. Prolly my favourite fic on this site. Please come back

#452 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

OFFLINE for 3w, 4d

#451 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Offline for 3 week?  Shit.

#450 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Plan B update soon please?

Also in pirates ponies and peculiar psychopaths Nigel tells chrysalis that the UIP comes first and she comes second. But since he's been in stone for however many years it was I think the UIP would have probably stopped looking for him making chrysalis come first now. Since he's considerd dead by the UIP.

Keep up the good work

#449 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

Am I correct in my prediction of a luchador cage match featuring Growls and Chrysalis? Only a tease would have chrysalis punched, but not bodyslammed by husky, sweat drenched, luchador. You're a better person than that I'm hoping.

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