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FanficDistrance distrance607@gmail.com http://soundcloud.com/distrance
User ID: 11,935
Registered: 4th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 1h, 39m ago
Story views: 3,336

Friendship is not necessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that gives value to survival.

  --  Clive Staples Lewis

Distrance: Self-proclaimed, cynical asshole that takes the works of MLP fan-fiction too seriously.


IMPORTANT : When it says I'm online, most of the time it means that my web browser is keeping it from automatically logging out.

Direct all concerns to a PM where we can have a nice and lovely conversation about my wrongdoings.

What a Pathetic Boss

I have this terrible knot in my stomach that begs me to express my creativity through writing, but I am consistently throwing up roadblocks towards this progression.

I have TONS of free time that I could be using to write, but as day after day passes, I find my self lured video games or some other outside activity that drains up all my time until I have none to spare.

Now, if I was particularly motivated, I could smash through and type up something that would cure this internal ache, but the problem is: I don't have any good ideas!

Remember that creativity I said I wanted to express? What creativity? It boggles me how incredibly bland I am that I cannot conjure up events/predicaments/scenes in my head and in turn write them. I've grown better than ever in my writing ability, but there is absolutely no outlet for me to express this, due to my... unimaginative nature.

What do I do guys? I simply cannot continue with this terrible feeling of fulfillment.

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Literary Tests


Praise the Sun!

(Dark Souls Crossover)

Solaire of Astora has experienced the terrifying moments of his tragic existence fending his very soul from demons and undead that plagued his land. His essence dedicated to the truth and his soul bound to the everlasting glow of the sun. Through his own leadership had he shone a beacon of hope throughout the ravaged land of Lordran. But to every soul, their bodies must end. When Solaire is imprisoned to a fate unknown after his final confrontation by the very demon that caused his hell, a new light shines through the darkness of the barriers between life and death. A light greater then the sun itself, and it's glow draws Solaire closer and closer until the world he once knew was but a vision behind him.

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Equestrian Creeper

In the minds of many bronies, it would be a dream come true just to walk amongst and interact with the ponies we love in the land of Equestria. But, when a recently arrived teenager mysteriously stumbles into Ponyville, imagine his reaction when almost everypony doesn't even realize he's there. (2nd-person Narrative)

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Actual Carnivore Shia LeBeouf

Your walking in the woods; There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

I cried manly tears.

-CosmicAfro

After reading this beautiful work of art I am now naming my thirteen children 'Distrance'.

-Tytyvm

Why am I here?

-Owlor

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Kindred Souls

The beacon of life is fading, but it is only the natural cycle of all the things in this world, and it's unforgiving touch that afflicts us all. Twilight Sparkle has lived the past seven decades as a witness to life's wonders; her friends and family graced by her existence. But now, sitting at the bank of life's river, Twilight is left with only memories, memories that push the soul past the shells of morality, past the barriers of time and space. What is the end, can only set a new beginning, and with the grand finale of life, a moment recalls a serenity of hope back to the aged pony.

(A somber tale I felt I should express myself through an urge to commit to a work of my own talents.)

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A False World

(EDIT: THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED AND RE-SUBMITTED)

Equestria is a world full of life, adventure, and friendship. Twilight Sparkle is a resident of this world, experiencing all the joys of an successful Equestrian lifestyle. However, one day, a pony of a fallen world brings himself into this to view, to reveal a horrible, horrible truth that shapes both his mind and hers as well.

Rated Teen for light swearing and grim themes.

This is my first fan-fiction, please identify any problems within, keep criticism clean please.

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Fan Mail

#430769 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>369016

Too late, my time has come,

Sends shivers down my spine,

Body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),

I don't wanna die,

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

#369016 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Mamma! OoooOOOooooo

I didn't mean to make you cry...

If I'm not back this time tomorrow...

Carry on... Carry on...

Nothing really matters....

#369015 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Life had just begun...

and now you've gone and thrown

it all away...

#369014 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Mamma...

#369012 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger now he's dead...

#369009 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Mamma....

#369007 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hit me where the wind blows,

Doesn't really matter

To meee...

Toooo meeee...

Buh bum bah buh bum.

#369004 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Cause I'm easy come easy go

Little high little low...

#369002 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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No escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look towards the skies and seeeee...

#369000 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

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