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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' CLOUDS


User ID: 6,405
Registered: 21st Dec 2011
Last Seen: 7h, 20m ago
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" —Bill Cosby

"We don't make mistakes; we just have happy accidents" —Bob Ross

"Stay gold, Ponyboy" —Johnny

Prom was amazing · 7:31am

Oh my god what a perfect night it was like the Grand Galloping Gala I swear

Suit and tie with a girl by my side pulling up in a limo

Sucks for the people who didn't get to go or chose not to go

EDIT: Totally gonna write some high school prom story now

Dennis the Menace · 258 views · Edited 4w, 2d ago

THIS IS MY SHIT


The Girl with the Lyre Tattoo

"Who are you?!"

Lyra wrenched her hands together, strands of teal hair falling over her golden eyes. Suddenly, she seemed so small. She didn't answer. Couldn't? It hurt to remember, hurt to say. She was lying, or maybe it was the truth, and she really didn't know.

Cover art done by the amazing Conicer and bunnish!

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Arachnophobia

Spiders. Oh, how I hate spiders. And yet Luna insists on keeping one as a...pet.

Just a little fun story to keep my skills sharp, so don't expect it to last very long!

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My Roommate is a Vampire

There was only one explanation. For all of it. All of the strange, erratic behavior. Her irrational fear of the sun. Her nocturnal habits of locking herself in in the dark and closing all the blinds. Wearing her sunglasses everywhere, even inside! It was time to invest in some silver, garlic, and a wooden stake.

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FUCKING AMAZING

[Romance] [Comedy]
Celestia likes her routine. Tax reforms, grants, laws and construction projects are all a princess needs to be content. It's just her luck that for Pinkie Pie, "content" is not nearly enough.
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[Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans.
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[Sad] [Adventure]
Scootaloo embarks on a quest to bring her fallen idol back to the land of the living
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YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME NIGGA?

#536775 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·
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i have a question, do u have deviantART?

#534547 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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i :heart: ur storys even though iv only read 10 chapters of MRIAV and some of TGWTLT its still amazing storys im planing to read the rest of girl with the L T when im done with the vamp story :pinkiehappy: continue making your smexy storys

#530734 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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just re read my roommate is a vampire just as amazing as the first time i sure hope you keep that concept and adapt there story furthur in the future

#530728 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>529644

The idea of an actual sequel/prequel is more plausible at the moment, rather than just a spinoff in an AU.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, however. I'm buried under projects right now, but The Girl with the Lyre Tattoo is my priority.

#529644 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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I miss My Roommate is a Lycan. Ever going to retry the concept?

#523821 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·
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i just read through your biography or whatever and ''stay gold pony boy''. the outsiders was such a wonderfull book and honestly iv'e only met a few people who have ever read it. two being my LA teacher and my LA teacher from last year lol. and keep up the good work man my roomate is a vampire is one of the best facfics i have read so far.:twilightsmile:

#520294 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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I can't get to "my roommate is a Lycan" :applecry::fluttercry: it says "story doesn't exist.":flutterrage::ajbemused::facehoof::twilightangry2: Am I missing something?:applejackunsure:

#508393 · 3w, 3d ago · · 1 ·
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I just finished "My Roommate is a Vampire"

I have nothing else to say but Congratulations. If I tried to express how awesome it was I'd be here all night.

#503350 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>493767

I once tried to get a hold of you and ask if I could get a copy of the Lycan Manuscript. Any chance I could get a PM with it? (Granted that it's a Gdoc)

Here's hoping you see this message :3

#502698 · 4w, 1h ago · · ·
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>>502649

Thank you :rainbowkiss:

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