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Cupcakes Versus Muffins

Derpy and Pinkie fight over which is better. Applejack gives them the idea to mix the ideas, and soon, the two ponies have made nearly a dozen recipes. Upon discovering this idea, Twilight realizes that it could be a big opportunity for both Pinkie and Derpy, and advises the two to go into business.

However, neither really know how to finance a business. Unsure about how to manage such a thing, the idea is nearly scrapped: however, Twilight offers her services. She hypothesizes that it would be a great opportunity both for them and for herself: they would make tons of money, and she would be able to learn things about economics. Perfect material to send letters to Celestia for, right?

[No Twilicorn]

I'll be watching Spice & Wolf over the summer for help with economic troubles for the sake of plot.

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Only on the Surface

Main Plot: Applejack tells her family and friends that she is gay.

In her youth, Granny Smith was part of the movement giving marriage rights to interracial couples. Could you believe that, just forty years ago, many ponies considered it taboo for a relationship to exist between a unicorn and pegasus? Nowadays it's a different story: interspecies marriages happen all the time, and nopony bats an eyelash... as long as they are different genders. It seems that since then, the prejudice has shifted direction towards gay and lesbian couples now.

Lyra and Bon Bon are victims of this prejudice firsthoof, but regardless, they still got married a couple of weeks ago. Upon their return, Mayor Mare- an avid supporter of gay rights- finds herself swarmed with grievance letters from the handful of anti-gay ponies living in Ponyville, which she addresses at a town meeting. The meeting... doesn't go so well. As differing viewpoints clash, many are caught in the crossfire, and buried secrets are revealed.

Derpy isn't the mother of her own children, for she is incapable of giving birth. For some reason, Mayor Mare slips into ancient Equestrian occasionally... and is the sister of her ex-husband. Applejack reveals to her family that she is a lesbian (which actually ends well). [this will be expanded on in future chapters]

Romance tag for Applejack, LyraBon, and DerpTurner (aka DerpyDoc)

Sad tag for Derpy and Time Turner (aka the Doctor), and Mayor Mare's backstory

Rated Teen for allusions to sex. I will eventually write clop scenes (mostly LyraBon), but not right now.

Cover art by WhiteDiamondsLTD on Deviantart

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Tales of Sym-pony-a

Crossover. However, I just take the basic idea of the video game and transform it. Playing the game yields no spoilers whatsoever. Meaning, you don't have to have played the game to understand this story.

Pinkie Pie is the Priestess of Regeneration: she has to go on a dangerous quest to heal the world, so says the Princess Goddess Celestia. She will be accompanied by her teacher, Twilight Sparkle (no alicorn), and the mercenary Captian Spitfire. She will need protection from the Desians (a mixed-blood race of half crystal pony, and half earth pony) who wish to continue the scarring of Equestria, as well as the monsters who guard each Element of Harmony. There are six elements, and all are required to unlock the path to a tower built by the crystal ponies: the Tower of Harmony.

However, the quest gets complicated. Pinkie Pie's best friends Rainbow Dash and Trixie Lulamoon (Twilight's younger sister), through a cruel twist of fate are banished from their home village by the Desians. And, what's more, the five encounter a global conspiracy. The Exspheres, crystals that give you great power necessary to collect the Elements of Harmony, are actually made by draining the love and happiness out of ponies, ultimately killing them.

On top of that, after the 'death' of a main character, they find that they died in vain, for there is another whole world they didn't know existed. An assassin who had been trying to kill the Priestess, Applejack, turns out to be a good guy, who wanted only to protect her own world. They find a second priestess of this other world, Rarity. And two more ponies whose lives were destroyed by Exsphere research: Big Macintosh- one whose eyes contain no life- and Fluttershy- one who binds herself because of a past sin.

The one ultimately responsible for all the suffering is Night Mare Moon, the grieving sister of the Goddess who sleeps, Celestia. Can the ragtag protagonists convince Nightmare to redeem herself for all her wrongdoings? [Summary will be refined as the story is written]

Rated T for violence and moderate shipping*.

Featuring:

Martel- Celestia

Lloyd- Rainbow Dash

Colette- Pinkie Pie

Raine- Twilight Sparkle

Genis- Trixie

Kratos- Spitfire

Sheena- Applejack

Zelos- Rarity

Presea- Big Macintosh

Regal- Fluttershy

Yuan- Discord

Botta- Gilda

Altessa- Zecora

and

Tabatha- Derpy

*PinkieDash, RariJack, TwiShy, TrixTosh

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Disruption

Pinkie Pie couldn't have a more perfect life. Pumpkin and Pound Cake are with her half the day. When she doesn't have them, she's either working in a place she loves, or with her friends. She wouldn't change anything about it for the world. Fate, however, had a different plan in mind: Her employers and close friends Carrot and Cup Cake die in a gas explosion caused by one of the ovens.

The children are now left as orphans, and are in danger of being separated into foster care. However, Pinkie takes it upon herself to adopt them to keep them together. Now, she'll be taking care of the babies 24/7- with the help of her friends and the rest of Ponyville, of course- willing to sacrifice everything in order to preserve the lives of the two unlucky souls who lost their parents.

I'm contemplating PinkieJack PinkieXRoseluck shipping

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Give Back My Baby

[I swear this will be continued... eventually]

Time Turner goes missing: the Tardis doesn't return one day. Or the next day. Or, the day after that. After a week passes, Derpy and Dinky lose all hope of ever seeing him again. Then, things go from bad worse. Nine hundred years ago, Princess Celestia passed a law about custody suits, which contained a fine-print technicality that had never applied until now. The technicality was that if a single parent had a debilitating disability, they lose custody of the child to the state. Unfortunately for Derpy, her clumsiness and lazy eye were officially filed as symptoms of a mental illness. So, the FPS, Foal Protective Services, is forced to wrest her daughter away, much to the chagrin of the entire town of Ponyville. But, they won't take this lying down.

Cheerilee, who minored in law while she got her teaching degree, headlines the defense in the custody case. Can the unity of a town keep a shattered family from breaking even further? Or will the bonds between a mother and daughter be severed permanently...?

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So I'm grounded from my laptop because my sisters are slobs, and Mom is disappointed in all of us because of it. We have to 'prove' to her that we can maintain a cleanliness routine. Which for some reason means no Wi-Fi until then.

I'm typing this on my iPhone. My phone's supposed to be handed in and away from me when I'm not at school, so I smuggled my iPod Touch inside my iPhone's Otterbox and am hoping she won't notice. I will hardly get any work done in the next two weeks. Also, I'm going to fail this quarter in English because I refuse to write a biased research paper, and I may fail all my other classes because I missed too many days this semester, or skipped days to go to a funeral.

Some news, though. I will NOT add Equestria Girls to the canon of my stories. I will NOT adapt Twilicorn unless it's explicitly noted otherwise. And under no circumstances will I argue with anyone who demands that I conform. This is because my headcanon selectively discounts whatever canon I want.

The Friendship Is Magic that we all know is actually filmed on location inside Equestria, and everything in the episodes may or may not be inspired by true events. Meaning the REAL exploits of the Mane Six could have happened as they do, but they also may not have been. This explains away plot discrepancies like Granny Smith's age, character 'relationships' among background ponies, Derpy's true nature, all the lies from the episode where everyone got their cutie marks, and Twilicorn. I can even make Gilda and Trixie be regular Ponyville citizens with no conflicts whatsoever. Expect a "Behind the Scenes" type of story consisting of interviews with the characters... After I finish Only On The Surface, of course. Which, by the way, was coming along nicely, like everything else. It's just a waiting game now... Sorry for the long wait, but there's plenty of fanfic out there that's better than mine, anyways.

By the way, Rock on the Range was awesome. All That Remains. Halestorm. Bullet for my Valentine, Black Veil Brides (say what you want, they're great live), Papa Roach, Clutch (yes, MOTHAFUKKIN' CLUTCH!!!), Three Days Grace, Stone Sour, Smashing Pumpkins... Nice lineup all around. New Type of Harmony's definitely got some more inspiration for that inevitable first chapter reboot.

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Biography


User ID: 41,107
Registered: 17th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 7h, 35m ago
Story views: 2,692

I'm a caucasian 17-year-old male, and an aspiring author who REALLY needs to refine his skills. In college, I'll major in biochemistry or advanced mathematics, and I'd like to learn the Japanese language, Music Theory, and Scandinavian/Eurasian History.

My parents divorced at a young age, both remarried and had kids- all girls, no boys- so I have 5 younger sisters (14, 10, 8, 7, and 1 & 1/2).

I have Asperger's Syndrome. No, I did NOT self-diagnose. No, I don't use it as a crutch, but see it as a hurdle to get over. Yes, it's a pain in the flank when talking to people. No, I don't care who else has the disorder.

Throughout my childhood, I have liked Powerpuff Girls, Blue's Clues, Toy Story, Sailor Moon, Digimon, King of the Hill, Dragon Ball, Pokemon, Yugioh, Naruto, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and Avatar: the Last Airbender. So as you can see, I'm a HUGE fan of both animation and anime. Nowadays, the anime/animation I watch is more like K-ON!, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Clannad, Spice and Wolf, Lucky Star, Angel Beats!, and Avatar: the Legend of Korra (old habits die hard).

I hate Dragon Ball now: I think it sucks. But, I don't judge fans of the series. Unless they're fanboys, in which case they should expand their anime repertoire.

In addition to anime, I also like classic literature, science fiction, high fantasy, video games, and more music than you can shake a stick at.

Video games I like consist of:

Tales of Symphonia (all time favorite), the Portal & Half-Life series, Fallout 3, the Assassin's Creed series, Dead Space, Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper, Ratchet and Clank, Bully, LA Noire, Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock, Final Fantasy, Gears of War, Soul Calibur, Metroid, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. I also like Call of Duty, despite its many many flaws.

I hate Halo (the game engine is boring), GTA/Saint's Row games (they're stupid), and don't want to play Skyrim/WoW-type games (they're too big). But I don't judge their fans.

I like Metal*, Grunge, Classic Rock, Post-Grunge, Alternative Rock, Hardcore Punk, some Pop Punk, Blues, Funk, Folk, Soul, Latin, Celtic, Jazz, Rap/Hip-Hop (80's & 90's only), Electronica, Dubstep, Classical, Symphonic (Classical), Nightcore, and a little bit of Pop (P!nk, Daniel Ingram, K-ON!, Bump of Chicken, Dengue Fever).

*Metal is too broad of a term: I like the subgenres Thrash, Industrial, Prog, Nu, Power, Symphonic, Melodic Black, Melodic Death, Sludge, Emo, Rap, and some Metalcore.

I HATE modern Rap/Hip-Hop, Dance, Pop, Country, Groove Metal, Techno, and Skrillex's solo work. I want him to shut the f*ck up and get out... of KoRn albums.

My favorite bands/artists include:

Seether, The Beatles, Apocalyptica, Pantera, Clutch, Black Label Society, Boston, Avenged Sevenfold, Staley-era Alice in Chains, Dream Theater, All That Remains, Skillet, System of a Down, Faith No More, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne, Metallica, Rise Against, Three Days Grace, Smashing Pumpkins, Linkin Park, Five Finger Death Punch, 3 Doors Down, and Thirty Seconds to Mars.

I also like Woodentoaster/Glaze, The Living Tombstone, Mic the Microphone, Prince Whateverer, ISMBOFepicly, AcousticBrony, iBringdaLulz, Black Gryph0n, Arkane Metal, Claire Anne Carr, DongleKumquat, DusK, The L-Train 9000, Mandopony, 0neTr1ckP0ny, Jackleapp, Lavender Harmony, Assertive Fluttershy, Dawn Blush, Midwives of Discord, H8 Seed, WhiteTail, Bronyfied, DJ MHM, P1K, Scrambles, and... Miku Hatsune Pony.

But my absolute all-time favorite musician... is Weird Al Yankovic. Yes, really.

/x/x/x/

Religiously, I'm an adaptable Christian (other religions have some merit, but they've got to be horribly misunderstood and mistranslated beyond repair), and Politically, I'm a mixed bag: I oppose gun control but support gay marriage, I oppose abortion but support blastocyst stem cell research, believe in pursuing alternative energy sources, believe that terrorism is the greatest threat this world faces, and believe that people should stop fighting about politics.

I am a pansexual. Yeah, I am physically attracted to some males, but I don't have any desire to marry anyone who isn't female (that's my choice, it doesn't need to be imposed on anybody else). I have zero problem with Furry art. Because MLP:FiM ponies are intelligent, have emotions, are capable of critical thinking, and have an art style that uses a ton of fertility signs (big hair, big eyes, symmetrical faces emphasized by their eyes, and even skin tone), I am attracted to some ponies. (Twilight, Luna, Roseluck, Fluttershy, and adult Sweetie Belle)

My username is a reference to an original, unwritten story of mine. It's unwritten for now. I apologize if my profile picture offends/frightens/disturbs you.

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#387859 · 12w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>385884 when I fix my computer, I will definitely look into your groups. I wish I like now, but since this we wife's mobile app sucks (it's getting better, but I cannot even see what I'm typing right now) aimcan't do it at the moment, but trust me, I WILL do it ASAP.

(I forgot to add, if you contact me on Twitter about the Toy Story story, please do it through private messaging. Everyone on there knows Imm a Brony, which I don't mind, but they don't know I'm a fanfic writer. I'd prefer to keep it that way.

#385884 · 12w, 3d ago · · ·
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I just read your blog about wanting to write an scp story as well... Sir you simply must come have a look at our group! Our first story is an SCP fic, hah. :pinkiecrazy:

#331981 · 17w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>331761 Ha, that's amusing. No, no relation.

#331761 · 17w, 2d ago · · ·
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Are you Csquared's long-lost brother?

#292718 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
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Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for the fave and the watch.  I really appreciate it. :scootangel:

#267929 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave, watch, and comment! :pinkiehappy: It's nice to get feedback on my work.  I hope you enjoy some of my upcoming stories and inevitable blog rants.

Brony on,

~Bridge

#261950 · 23w, 5d ago · · ·
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Okay, I just finished Cheerilie's garden, and seeing as I like reading comments, I saw yours and thought "Oooooh! A rant!" Proceeded to read said comment and decided to throw in my two cents. (Rant time!)

1. First of all, not a gorn fic, some innuendo, no actual clop.

2. I agreed with almost everything you said, thinking that the story was violence for Violence's sake... until I read it. I'll admit, it's fucked up. Royally fucked up.  But the story is incredible, It's not "Cheerilie snaps, and kills kids," no it's expertly written, beautifully done in a way that tugs one's heartstrings. I was actually touched, me, who has the emotional range of a watermelon. The way the author crafts it, it's not mindless gore, it's a beautiful story. I personally hate blood and gore, but I read it (almost threw up a couple times,) for the STORY. It's good enough so that one doesn't mind all the gore.

Just sayin... you know, I'm probably posting this months after the comment... meh, screw time! Oh yea, read the story, trust me.

#239892 · 25w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>238544

:rainbowderp:

I'll change that ASAP, thank you

:facehoof:

#238544 · 26w, 19h ago · · ·
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Robcakeran54

Sir, it's ROBCakeran53. Just a correction you might want to fix.

#145266 · 37w, 8h ago · · ·
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>>143745

Yes, I do have that.

We must be twins!

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