I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

I am here to read horse words and respect women, and I'm all out of charisma.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

Just your average artist and writer.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

trig is an idiot

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

What can I say, I love Luna.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

on the run for writing related crimes

A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

If you know The Princess Rarity and / or RushingAutumnLeaves, then feel free to check out this account that they share!

I'm looking for a romantic story to edit. Feel free to PM me if you're interested.

Moved on.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Speem

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Big Brother is Watching You

I read and draw no writey for the Bri

Bursting with ideas, almost no time or motivation to write

I paint scribbles and hope they make sense.

I will follow you all

Has a terrible muse.

Hiroo my dearest friends! My Avatar was made by Johnjoseco. Check him out! He is really awesome!

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.