Dear supporters. · 2:36am Jan 13th, 2015
I have now accomplished my fat transplant and I have successfully become a whale. My journey for the sea has now started.
Now, I have another problem.
I do now realize I should've gotten closer to the water before transplanting 200 tons of fat onto my body, and I am now unable to move and I need everyones help.
If you could just give me $3, each and every one of you, I wouldn't be able to do shit, and that's why you should give me all of your money.