Dear supporters. · 2:36am Jan 13th, 2015
I have now accomplished my fat transplant and I have successfully become a whale. My journey for the sea has now started.
Now, I have another problem.
I do now realize I should've gotten closer to the water before transplanting 200 tons of fat onto my body, and I am now unable to move and I need everyones help.
If you could just give me $3, each and every one of you, I wouldn't be able to do shit, and that's why you should give me all of your money.
Now, people may ask how money will solve this problem, and my answer to that is simple; it won't. At all. I'm simply fucked, I'll be a beached whale for the rest of my life. But I can buy a whole lot of rubber duckies of you give me your money. Yay, rubber duckies.
No, I will not fill the rubber duckies with cocaine and shove them into my ears.
Maybe.
Sincerely,
Alicornium.
iz da tip 0f ur whalecockkk poisonus‽
eef su, faq meh
That is all. Equestria is ours.