The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write things.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

In the USAF

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

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aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Nobody.

Just a Brony, nothing else....

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Because ponies!!!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales