For Love and Justice.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Horrifically Fun

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

Nobody.

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

Fabulous, darling.

The man without a plan.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

8000 soldiers!

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Who let the dogs out?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.