Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

When all you have is a hammer, everything else is a nail.

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

It took a bit of kicking till the gears started ticking.

Just a writer. Nothing more.

Among the living on a trial basis.

I primarily write "epic" atmospheric adventure stories, along with historical studies and slice-of-life fics. I also love to chat, so PM me about anything you'd like to talk about!

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Mexican. Polymath. Tourism Degree. Lives in Cancun, and has lived in Toronto, Mexico City and on the road. Likes to give free vacation advice. Unlikely to give you a free vacation.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

Retired, but I still check in.

'Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.' ~ Mark Twain

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Because no one expects the Chimicherrychonga to attack.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!