Mostly harmless.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Too much to write; too little time

Sham-wow!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Retired, but I still check in.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

k.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

The magic comedy hoers.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".