[center]Bye guys[/center]

I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

An old Dragon who has found a fascination with tiny pastel horses.

This is a picture of my dog. I love my dog. He does not love me and you know what. That's ok.

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Mighty Pirate™

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

Gamer. Pony writer. Layabout. ...That's about it.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

"Uh... What did you say?" "I said your wife is dead." The tax collector says, "I came to burn your house and dance on her corpse." I give this some thought, "...Okay! Right this way..."

Done.

Name:GentlemanPirate, Age: 22, Gender: Male Living in: Bavaria, Brony since: Spring 2011, Lucky Number:13, OC: Captain Jolly Roger(More info on the user page)

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

☭Join the Party☭

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I am just another brony who appreciates the show and the fandom. If you're reading this, then you have too much time on your hands.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

Let's try again.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.

You should stay out of these parts...

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I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

My profile will destroy lesser internet connections.