Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I don't even English at all.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

Me bruddahs, i know da wae.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

Ahoy~!

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

This space for rent.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!