I was walking around my house one late night at about 3 AM when I just started talking out ideas, passages, things of that nature. This was probably the best one...

You are not alone in this world little pony. You have never been....and you never will be. Thousands of years ago, beings existed that were akin to Minotaurs: they stood on two legs, they were fleshy, pink, and they had little fur to cover their bodies. They were called humans.

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Yeah....I have VERY limited internet access...so I won't be on much, but I will be on. Expect some updates.

Hey, if someone from my podcast reads this: my internet is out, I don't know for how long....so just carry on without me. That is also why my stories will not be updated...so yeah.

I just beat Halo 4 on Legendary solo.....that last cutscene after the credits...I don't know how to feel about it.

Halo 4 AND Obama gets re-elected?

Thank you, so much universe!

Patient: "Thank the lord! I'm cured from that deadly terminal illness! Thank y'all for all of your healin' prayers!"

Doctor: "Yeah? Fuck you too, next time you're diagnosed with cancer go to church, because I'm not helping you anymore."

It's an appropriate response.

Today he said "I will win."

You hear that? The man has resorted to threats.

I need to finish writing two one-shots. One about Celestia defending her choice about Luna, and another about The Doctor telling Ditzy why he doesn't want leave Equestria.

Both are good..but I need to finish them.

I need a boyfriend. I really do, I need someone to help me with a lot of my problems...I need someone happy and awesome to balance out my raging pessimism. I need my other half, and frankly...friends just aren't cutting it anymore.

*sighs* Man...I need a man...

This week in "A Place To Lay My Head":

Big Mac gets his Just Desserts, Scootaloo learns a valuable lesson about standing up for friends, Pinkie and Applejack do some bucking(of the apple variety), and Ditzy is Ditzy!