I need a boyfriend. I really do, I need someone to help me with a lot of my problems...I need someone happy and awesome to balance out my raging pessimism. I need my other half, and frankly...friends just aren't cutting it anymore.
*sighs* Man...I need a man...
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Okay good for you I guess
That won't help
I asume i am speaking for most men in the world when is say that we are terrible listeners
If you want an average boy as a listener try talking to a rock instead.
Our mood is generaly controlled either by the lvl of testosteron or the ammounth of physical pain. That gives you happy, angry, raging, a bit hurt, hurt like hell and horny
Exceptions excist, they are just hard to find. The best way to find them is to ignore how they look on the outside. Muscles is usially a result of a need to show of (aka no emotions) Good luck
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Dude, I know what guys are like. I am one.
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I need a boyfriend... *sighs* Man...I need a man...
Please tell me it was either a troll or a typo
Either way, i won't judge you for which direction you are kickin.
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Not a typo. I prefer men.
474492 R63 rainbow dash
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Wel, happy hunting (just don't hunt on me. i don't kick that way).
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Yeah, I need to write a rule 63 story.
If you ever REALLY need someone to shout at and vent out a bit of steam, just pm me it. i am imune to it
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trust me, I vent to everyone. I like to rage constantly, it keeps me....me.