God, I'm so sorry.

Hey there. I am a writer on /mlp/'s Fingerbang threads. I am here to get comments and critiques and to eventually become a better writer in general.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

He is the guy that wrote a story

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Prepare yourself, as your eyes may bleed.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

A brony that loves Heavy Metal, Africa, Rock, and Animals. Not to mention Ponies too. Fluttershy is best pony! \m/

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Write silly, not stupid.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I'm an avid fan of My Little Pony and Avatar: the Last Airbender. Pizza is my favorite food. I love getting to share my works with others!

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

Just a simple guy who likes to write and stumbled into this strange but wonderful fandom.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Sporknifes are the superior race.

8000 soldiers!

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

WAAAAAGH!!!

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

'Supposedly' evil.

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

Sometimes I write stories.

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

Occasionally I write horsey things.

*Eyebrow-raising, thought-provoking, smile-creating words here*