Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

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A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.

I live for this! (Profile pic by Wrangle Wolfe)

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I'm just here to write.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

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Not much to say.

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Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

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Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then it takes a thousand words to paint a picture.

A writer who writes things.

I'm

Buy me a drink first.

The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

No longer relevant.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

To represent everything it stands for.