Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Like the Phoenix

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Howdy

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

"You think you know me..."

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.