Just a scientist who's working through the six levels of writing in her spare time. Currently attacking number four, Structure.
Greetings Mortals! It seems that you have happened to come across my stories and profile! Well, I welcome you to probably the worst stories one can read! ~Forged Ivory
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!
Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.
"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.