Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

A fellow traveler...

God, I'm so sorry.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

time is a crime

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

A writer of stories grounded in reality and with the goal of creating a larger and more vibrant Equestrian World! I write sagas not short stories.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Scraping my way up

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

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Commissions currently OPEN

space is a waste

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I type stories using my hands