Fabulous, darling.

British, Brony, plays vidjya garmez. Also ships ponies, because reasons. Twilight and Luna are tied for Best Princess.

OK time to get serious...fuck that i'm a huge joker.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Hysterical. Glacial.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

If you know The Princess Rarity and / or RushingAutumnLeaves, then feel free to check out this account that they share!

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Did you know brains are gluten-free?

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

loves tiaras.

Applejack is best pony~~