...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

what the hell do you want from me my life story piss off

A tired dude.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

Owner of a very nice sandwich.

Hiiiiiii.....

One website. Millions of people. Millions of fanfics. One man. Zero fanfics. Millions of passions. Video games. Music. Movies. Cartoons. Anime. Fanfics. But most of all....... Ponies.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?