Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Can I speak to the manager?

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

What a beautiful Sunset.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Something-something horse narrations.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I give the best hugs

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

Howdy, I’m Burt.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Are you a Rebel?

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.