I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I write macrophillia stories.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I was introduced to MLP by a friend in S3. At the time I teased him about it a little, but I guess the joke is on me as here I am now, writing Trixie shipfics. Feedback is always welcome.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

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Pithy Statement

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Leave a message at the tone.

Writer and fanfiction reviewer. Feel free to say hi.

I was a scrub at being a homeless jew and now I'm reinventing myself. No longer am I NTSTS the shitty mod, or (((darf))) the greedy plagiarist, for I am DarfsydePhil, here to save your souls.

Oooga Boooga!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Me. Take it or leave it.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I enjoy ponies. I enjoy coffee. I enjoy writing. So therefore, this pegasister enjoys FimFiction.

Horrifically Fun

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Registering on recommendation of a great many folks.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Just another FiM fan whoes decided to write his own Story and some Smutt.

No.

I write fluff and sadness.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I write garbage fan-fic.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Very divisible.

Why are you reading this? I don't post stuff... You're a weirdo.

I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes