• Member Since 1st Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen Monday

Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

Mar
3rd
2015

Homophobia? · 6:15am Mar 3rd, 2015

Homo means 'the same as'.

Phobia means 'an irrational fear of'.

Homophobia, if taken literally, is therefore a fear of something that's the same as you.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 160 views ·
Feb
20th
2015

Timeline · 12:53pm Feb 20th, 2015

So I've started a timeline of all my stories and important events on my homepage. I haven't included everything to prevent it from getting too long, and there are somethings I don't want to draw your attention too yet, but this should help you keep things in order. I'll keep it updated as I keep writing, for all our sakes, but here's it as it stands for now. Let me know if you think you see any mistakes.


Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 100 views ·
Feb
20th
2015

Alicorn gods? · 7:27am Feb 20th, 2015

I notice with frustration that most of the fandom keeps the idea of there only being a few alicorns, and all of them being ridiculously overpowered, dozens or even hundreds of times more powerful than an average unicorn. I think somewhere about 3rd season Hasbro decided to copy this and that’s one of the reasons I stopped watching it; because the idea is not consistent with the early seasons.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 132 views ·
Feb
18th
2015

Coincidence? · 3:15pm Feb 18th, 2015

So last night I started thinking about a potential new story set at sea in post apocalyptic earth.

Tonight I saw for the first time an add for a TV series coming out called The Last Ship which takes a very similar theme... :derpyderp2:

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 184 views ·
Feb
10th
2015

TOC - I was wrong. · 8:14am Feb 10th, 2015

Until now in the Tournament of Canterlot I'd claimed that:

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 240 views ·
Feb
8th
2015

Alternate Opening · 8:27am Feb 8th, 2015

I'm thinking of reworking the format of the first scene of LOTH to adding a bit of dialogue and make it a bit more intense; (and to subtly hint at the significance of Vireo's name.) thought the plot information remains the same.

Tell me if you think it's better than the version I have up now.

“…Tell me what happened Vera.”

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 420 views ·
Jan
29th
2015

Tolkien and femenism · 11:15am Jan 29th, 2015

It's been too long since I've read the books, I'd forgotten how they changed Eowyn.

Most of the time I find it annoying what our culture calls 'feminism', so it is interesting that something Tolkien wrote in 1954 had a stronger character than the modern movie.


References some scenes that were only in the extended cut; little bit of swearing.

http://www.themarysue.com/the-story-of-eowyn/

Report Beware The Carpenter · 123 views ·
Jan
28th
2015

Can you laugh with mental illness without laughing at it? · 12:51pm Jan 28th, 2015

The reason I haven't updated in a while is I've been working on a new story; I rather disliked how one dimensionally selfish and stupid the Wonderbolts were in Storm of Secrets, so I wanted to make a story about Soarin, where I make him a bit more sympathetic by showing why he's the way he is...

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 88 views ·
Jan
25th
2015

Utopian Myth · 12:44pm Jan 25th, 2015

I’m getting more and more irritated by stories that cast Equestria as a utopia where war, poverty and crime are all unheard of; partially because it’s unbelievable storytelling, but mostly because there’s plenty of implications in the series itself that it simply isn’t true.

Here are my top seven examples:

1. Do you know the name of your councilman who’s in charge of your city’s water supply?

Probably not; because you take running water for granted.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 312 views ·
Jan
3rd
2015

Love and Tolerate? · 2:24am Jan 3rd, 2015

I've been thinking about how bronies are meant to have this reputation to 'love and tolerate' ect and I was wondering: does anyone say that about us... except us?

I can see how how if a guy likes mlp, and most people in his life make fun of him for it, and then he finds a facebook page, where everyone accepts him for it, how he might say 'these people are accepting'; but for someone to accept you because your like them, isn't a display of love.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 269 views ·