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sevenofeleven


It is my great conceit that I can write interesting stories for utter strangers and maybe sometime in the far far future get paid for it.

Nov
14th
2021

CRT has come upon our school · 2:52am Nov 14th, 2021

Cheerilee flicked her tired eyes on the clock and sighed. Just a few more hours to the open house, and she can go home. Normally, things would go fast and not too bad, but since CRT, Critical Racehorse Theory was being used by skittish ponies to make a fuss about topics in school, things had gotten more stressful.

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Nov
6th
2021

Herd Mentality. · 1:51am Nov 6th, 2021

For some reason, I like this song.
Watching ponies head bang like they're listening to Heavy Maretal never gets old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P-L142BE9M

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Sep
30th
2021

It has come to this. · 1:38am Sep 30th, 2021

I'm going to bow out of writing fan fiction.
As B.B. King would say, the thrill is gone.

I don't think that fanfiction is my thing, and I also am losing interest.
Also, it's kinda hard to write fiction for a series I can't even watch anymore.
My time would be better spent doing original work.

I will
1. Finish posting chapters to Children of Oonte. It was done on DA, but I never got around to publishing chapters here.

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Sep
25th
2021

Ruin has fallen upon our horse, um, house. · 2:21am Sep 25th, 2021

I didn't think I would do it but I did. Bought Darkest Dungeon. Yeah, I know, I had told myself that I wouldn't get the game after watching some guy do a walk through. He went nuts when one of his fav characters died.

In time, you will know the full extent of my failures.

Yeah but who could resist the Steam deal?
Eleven bucks for the game and all of the DLCs.
Like a klepto reaching for a trapped chest, I had to go for it.

What is Darkest Dungeon?

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Jul
6th
2021

Stuff about me: Creepypastas · 7:43pm Jul 6th, 2021

I like reading, listening and watching strange and scary stuff. That also explains my fascination with American politics. It's like a scene from a car crash video in which you see a car zoom up. Unfortunately, you don't get to avoid the impact.

There will be blood.

Enough of the real world horror.

Now to talk about creepy pastas.
Why oh why do the writers use this stuff?


She squinted her eyes.
He nodded his head.

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Apr
21st
2021

Story Idea 2951 · 1:05pm Apr 21st, 2021

Fiona Briggs looked at the images of the strange creatures on her datapad. At first she thought they were people in fur suits. It took her a moment before she remembered the name, yeah, furries. But these weren't people in suits, this was people in their own fur. What sort of creatures are these she thought. Her first impression was some sort of dog like creatures, the tails and ears on the top of the head seemed to fit the bill. Also the muzzles helped. Dogs and wolves have paws; these

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Mar
25th
2021

March 2021 Status Report · 12:41pm Mar 25th, 2021

The only thing they fear is you.
Write and revise until it is done!

Doom Fanfictional: The ancient fanfics.

At least there are no jumping puzzles, but you can tear out a demon's semicolon.

Shred Flanders

Well of Midnight slouches towards completion.
The Muse sat on my face, and I was inspired!
Wrote a bunch of stuff.

How would you like to read about an unicorn mare that has a tennis ball on her horn?

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Jan
23rd
2021

How they breathe in Russia · 2:03am Jan 23rd, 2021

Been a fan of The Ponygy, um, The Prodigy.
Breathe is one of my favorite songs from them next to Smack my bitch up.
There are a bunch of remixes of this song.

Youtube just put this one in my feed.

You can see them really get into the music, and the trills are just amazing.
Well done comrades.

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Sep
11th
2020

Story Idea: 6933 · 1:39am Sep 11th, 2020

Cold winds rushed down from skies as gray as funeral shrouds. Luna wasn't sure if it was the wind or something else that sent chills down her back. That beach side pool was so warm. She wanted to be back there sipping on a maregarita. “Celly, why don't we go back to that beach and come back when things are warmer.”

That comment caused a smile to flicker across Celestia's face. It was too brief. “Luna, in this area, it's summer.”

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May
2nd
2020

May 2020 Status Report · 2:42pm May 2nd, 2020

Well of Midnight.
All of my prereaders have disappeared.
Ran out of milk cartons too.
No matter, the work continues.

My first slice of life story scampers to completion.
Soon it will need prereaders.

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