Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
Hi there! I'ma real boy! And I like coton candy, lolipops, and ponies! Wooooooooooooooo! Send not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for YOU. MUHAHAHA
Hey. I'm that1dude. I read fics. I also write fics. Someday, I might even finish one.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
I'm very interested in diseases. I generally write about death and devastation, but I still maintain a decent variety of stories. I'm most proud of Pandemic and I'm Coming For You.
The name's Tech Savvy, but you can call me Steven. I don't do much, in all honesty. I mostly read and comment on stories. Other than that i do capoeira (look it up) and love to biking around downtown.
i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
Bisexual Brony. I'll read just about anything. No, seriously.