"Grab life by the pussy."

-President Donald Trump

So I just watched "Every Little Thing she Does". I'm always super-late on watching episodes. It was okay. Apparently Twalot does teach the Glimglam conventional magic. Who'da thunk it, eh? There goes the subplot I wrote. Oy vey. Well, at this point I'm throwing my hands up in the air and saying "fuck it", I'm not going to do some canonical gymnastics to make DHD line up with the show. Consider this blog an offical unoffical Alternate Universe tag.

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All the putrid shit put out by EQG, I still can't bring myself to hate Sunset Shimmer

Little over 4000 words and rising for CH 15. This is gonna be another long-un.

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I'M WORKING AS FAST AS 3MB/S WIFI THAT'S BEING HOGGED BY AT LEAST FIFTY PEOPLE AT TIME WILL LET ME
AAAAAHHHHHHH
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EDIT: Okay, FIMFfic hates Imgur now. No idea why, but it just says I got a little over 3k words inna new chapter

God, it feels good to type again. Yes siree, I am back in the swing of things. The creative juices are flowing like water, my new baracks WiFi is laugable, and I've got the 4th of July weekend to go back to being a basement dweller. That means fresh content coming your way.

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I'm back.

Squid life is hard. Sometimes I miss being a NEET. Having friends sucks up a lit of time. Feels good though. Money is nice, too, and I'll be getting my ass to the real Navy soon.

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So this, as they say, is it. The end of a chapter in the life of a Seaman Recruit who writes My Little Pony Fanfiction. I promised y'all a mega blog, and I will deliver.

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Just graduated today. Shipping of for my school on the thirteenth. Got a ten hour flight ahead of me. Plenty of time to write a chapter. Gotta hide my phone until then. Expect me to come back online Sunday.

Got adopted by a church group for Thanksgiving today. They had laptops. Gonna be seeing you guys again in three weeks. Boot's going well. My hair is short. PT is hell. My RDC's are Satan. I nearly quit twice. I learned all kinds of fancy nautical terms that will probably be used in DHD. Gonna come out with a massive blog when I get back to civilization.

See you soon.

-SR WR&H

Well.
This is it.
This is the part where we say goodbye.

Before your heart leaps into your metaphorical throat, don't worry. I'm not quitting Doing His Duty just yet. I just need to announce to you all that I've made a life decision that will severely impact my ability to write stories for a bunch of strangers on the dark corner of the internet.

I'm joining the Unites States Navy.

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