I've been told that I'm a touch... out of touch? I guess it comes from being a Marty Stu, type green, god... whatever you prefer to call my kind. Any way you slice it, reality bends to my will. That means I can do whatever I want. But really, what does that mean? Is anything I do worth doing, if I just snap my fingers and get it right away? I don't think so anymore. I think I need to slow down, and try to get my morals back on track.
Wait, what was I talking about? Sorry, I'm a touch scatterbrained. Let me start at the beginning, when I thought I had made Equestria...