I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.