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The midpoint of a pony's leg is a po-knee.

Dec
28th
2020

Fandom Flashback #2 · 4:53am Dec 28th, 2020

The fandom music scene was amazing back in the day.

Today is stressful, but the past will always remain.

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Dec
17th
2020

Dog Meets Snowstorm · 7:34am Dec 17th, 2020

Puppy:
"Ooh, what is this cold stuff? I'mma chase it, and pounce on it, and eat it! I wanna be covered in it head-to-tail!"

Elder Dog:
-looks through door-
-looks at me-
"Do I have to go out in that?"

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Dec
12th
2020

As Usual... · 3:36pm Dec 12th, 2020

>>5414146

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Dec
11th
2020

Nation of Equestria Amicus Brief · 7:16pm Dec 11th, 2020

In the Supreme Court of the United States


STATE OF TEXAS, Plaintiff,
v.
COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA, STATE OF GEORGIA, STATE OF MICHIGAN, AND STATE OF WISCONSIN, Defendants


ON MOTION FOR LEAVE TO FILE BILL OF COMPLAINT


BRIEF OF AMICUS CURIAE NATION OF EQUESTRIA IN SUPPORT OF DEFENDANTS


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Patently Fake Attorney for the Pony People
A Cloud Apartment
Somewhere Near Ponyville, Equestria

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Dec
1st
2020

BOOOOOOOOOKS · 6:24am Dec 1st, 2020

Earlier today, I had a pile of Amazon gift cards that had been accumulating over years of holidays and birthdays. They have since been converted to $300 dollars-worth of MLP chapter books and comics. The big question now is, do they arrive in one very large box, or two dozen tiny boxes?

In life news, I'm still struggling with my chronic depression and generalized anxiety. I've tried to pull back on internet arguments because they exacerbate the problem, but I keep relapsing...

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Nov
7th
2020

The Tension is Actually Quite Bearable · 2:00pm Nov 7th, 2020

Biden won the election, like, 2 days ago now. Media outlets are just afraid to call it, presumably because the year has been so wild that they can't rule out an earthquake opening up and swallowing all of California's votes, or something. So that waiting feeling everybody has right now? Kind of superficial.

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Nov
4th
2020

Want to Hear a Funny Election-Night Joke? · 5:24am Nov 4th, 2020

As of midnight, Eastern Time, the Trump campaign is royally pissed-off that Arizona has been called for Biden. It's justified annoyance for once, because Arizona is a competitive state, the race looks close, and a large portion of votes have yet to be counted, so the call looks premature. So why is it a joke? Because the only major network to call Arizona so far is Fox News. Nobody else, not even CNN, has called Arizona for Biden as of writing this post. Maybe it's because I haven't had much

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Nov
2nd
2020

Well, It Goes Again · 6:22pm Nov 2nd, 2020

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/923871/how-vulnerable-people-are-radicalizedor-why-its-important-to-remove-alt-righters-and-cryptofascists-from-your-community

>>5390625

You saw a dude posting Hitler quotes for five hours,

Yeah, I don't believe you. Provide a source. And I mean a link to an actual chat page, because I don't trust you to not maliciously edit screenshots at this point.

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Nov
1st
2020

Let Me Put the Presidential Election Real Simply: · 11:56pm Nov 1st, 2020

There are crazy radicals on both sides. Authoritarians who use whatever ideals they've chosen to wave around as an excuse to restrict rights, ignore truth, and relish in the suffering of others. But this election isn't between these radical extremes. Trump is a radical, yes. But Biden is not. The left-wing radicals lost the Democratic primary. Large numbers of them are currently out there encouraging other extreme leftists to sit out the general election because they know that Biden

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Oct
30th
2020

I'm Glad I Didn't Buy Pokémon Sword or Shield · 3:54am Oct 30th, 2020

For context, Pokémon is the most profitable media franchise in the world. This was their most recent entry in their main line of games, which have sold over 18 million copies in a year.

And

There

Is

A

Mouse Cursor

In

The

Credits

There are no words for the sheer combination of sleaze and incompetence that this cursor embodies.

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