I have no idea what I'm doing.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Gonna be real with you chief. Vanilla is better than chocolate and you cannot tell me otherwise.

I will follow you all

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Crème de la meme

I like all the ponies

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I'm a 15 year old jackass

A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

KFP-Empleado.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

alwaysobservingasusual youhumanskeeptellingmetodothis SOIDID

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Ponies, etc etc.

Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.

Brony reader.

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

oh my god i am so sorry

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ