Wait, I don't actually have a dragon servant to write my letters for me.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned not to be so dismissive of certain criticism. An editor can be very good at noticing something is wrong, but pretty bad at identifying or explaining the problem. But the problem is still there, and it needs to be dealt with!

Your faithful student,
Meta Four

I don't know if I can keep writing ''Alarm Clock'', now that we have a canon explanation for why Derpy trashed town hall.

I think instead I'll write about her secret plans for the Best Young Flyer Competition.

Derpy the assassin. Makes perfect sense.

There are a lot of song about alcohol. This is one of them.

Booyeah.

The confusion in the comments on Derpibooru is delicious.

Here is a song.

linky linky

Let's rumba.

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Next chapter of Alarm Clock is pending revisions and should be uploaded this week. It will mark a distinct turning point for the story: the chapter where I finally start advancing more plot points than I introduce.

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Yo yo, this tune goes out to my favorite evil Queen.

Stayed with me so violently.
Played all your games on me.

Sweet devotion, a sacred smile,
Traded my secrets so you'll never leave my side.

Don't be afraid
The world is your home

... we bash clots in dot dash

You got that right
I'ma rock the morse code tonight

ill-m-i, ill-m-i, ill-m-i
and you?

Illuminati comin' through.

How can I shake your pain

if you keep it all

to yourself?

If you can't feel your heart,
your heart will find you.

If you can't feel your heart,
your heart will find you.