I'm just here for horse stories.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.
Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.
"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"
Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.
* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
French cartoonist desperately trying to improve his english
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writerâ„¢
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.
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I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.