Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

I'm a brony. That's about it. Write when I'm bored or have a REALLY good idea that just won't leave me alone.

All the clop, all the time.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Too much to write; too little time

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

This is fiction. But it is based...

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Occasionally I write horsey things.

If you think about it, when you're writing you're not telling the truth, right? Right?! Yeah, that sounds right.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Kumo desu ga nani ka

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

I write Technicalities: a story of technology and hidden secrets, interwoven with magic. The original idea was simple, but it evolved into something so much more than that.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Sham-wow!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.