Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I poni. I poni all over the place.

Is that a terrorist?!?

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Writer of stories!

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Poni

Don't really know about all the FIMFIC's out there, want to take a look and share my own

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Jitterbug Jive, author/artist of Discord Whooves, Lovestruck Derpy, and Doctor Whooves and Assistant. And other such things.

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!