I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I aim to misbehave.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

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My inspirations include Mount Rushmore, Satan, and coffee.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.

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I like writing.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.