Hi, I'm Poppy! ･ﾟ｡˚｡ Typing with hooves is hard, but I'm gonna try my best~! ✧*:･ﾟ she/her, transgirl, therian pone

Awkward.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

Not a changeling.

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Night-horse is not entertained.

irresistible

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!

The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy