The gentleman that enjoys bad movies, bad music, and little girl's shows.
I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
It kills me to hear you say you “choose to love me.” I was hoping that would be a given, given our history.
Yar, I be the Pointless Pirate! I'm not too great at writing bios, though.
Having an account on this website is almost as digusting as having one on furraffinity, but where else can I post my terrible ramblings?
A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5