So I was a member of the group Looking for Editors and you know what?

Huge mistake. Why?

1. Not once did I get credit from a single author I helped.
2. Constant complaints from children demanding I be finished with their drivel.
3. Unending attacks on WHY something had to change for the story to work.
4. An eternal misunderstanding between my being an editor and not a proofreader.

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Guys, I've had some seriously shit days lately, to the point that I actually considered some bad things...

I've been rather drunk the entire time so that actually helped.

But I've done what no one should ever do. I gave into peer pressure.

I was viewing the newest upload of the wonderful musician Dan Bull (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C748j9mgJk watch it you cowards!) and it made me think:

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Well, now that I've got a couple of stalkers (you all know who you are, even if I don't) I'm super excited.

One of my stalkers suggested I do an 'Ask Anything' thingie. Well I set it up... Feel free to ask myself, my organs, or limbs whatever you like. We'll end up answering them all, but the interesting one's will end up in a special blog post with a description of my offscreen reactions.

ask.fm/TehCreepN1

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I has a stalker, I has a staaaaaaaaaaaalker!

Penis: "Are we going to play with this one? I wasn't allowed to play with the last one."
Brain: "Penis. She was 13. Don't go there."
Penis: "Her age was on the clock..."
Heart: "Penis, you need to stop before you earn a punishment."
Penis: "Pfffst. I love 'punishment'."
Brain: "Oh? What about remembering the morning after Outfest 2 years ago?"
Penis: "HE LOOKED GORGEOUS WITH MAKEUP!"

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Well, I appear to be creating a blog...

Brain: "No one's going to read this right?"
Stomach: "Dude... I really shouldn't have butterflies in me."
Brain: "HOW is that relevant??"
Penis: "Can we go read some clop again? I'm bored."
Brain; "NO!"
Heart: "Come on Brain, we both know he'll win eventually."
Brain: "Heart, when we let Penis win, it'll be somewhere that doesn't involve ponies. We signed the Accords for a reason."
Stomach: "Yo, cheese sounds good. We should eat cheese."

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