I has my very own stalker! :yay: · 4:42pm Sep 29th, 2013
I has a stalker, I has a staaaaaaaaaaaalker!
Penis: "Are we going to play with this one? I wasn't allowed to play with the last one."
Brain: "Penis. She was 13. Don't go there."
Penis: "Her age was on the clock..."
Heart: "Penis, you need to stop before you earn a punishment."
Penis: "Pfffst. I love 'punishment'."
Brain: "Oh? What about remembering the morning after Outfest 2 years ago?"
Penis: "HE LOOKED GORGEOUS WITH MAKEUP!"
So, Mr. (?) stalker, I've begun stalking you in return.
Penis: "Seriously, he had the tits and totally knew how to s-
Brain: "He'd already removed the makeup... And he woke up FRIIIIIIIIIENDLY...."
Heart: "He was so sweet, he wanted to make us breakfast after the night before."
Penis: "Shut up guys."
Brain: "And that breakfast? Peanutbutter coated bananas, with a side of long, thin apple slices."
Stomach: "That was a good breakfast..."
Penis: "For BOTH of us!"
Brain: "You couldn't even WORK for the first half of it all!"
Penis: "I totally ended it though."
Mouth: "Fuck you penis. We had to finish what your dumbass started."
Stomach: "Yeah, I was meaning to ask... Dafuq did you send my way?! I almost lost breakfast about 17 times, then you flood me?"
Heart: "Brain.... Why are you locking yourself back in the closet?"
Brain: "Because I hate all of you. Especially Penis."
Penis: "Don't blame me, you're the one in charge of remembering crap."
Closet: "Fhmeiim hate mgmmf you."
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Penis: "We have tequila..."
Brain: "Not this early."
Stomach: "Not while I'm empty."
Ass: "Not after last time."