The one German who is lazy for real.

And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...

Too much to write; too little time

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

The magic comedy hoers.

Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

Moose lips sink ships!

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Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

My inspirations include Mount Rushmore, Satan, and coffee.

Amateur writer and critic.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"