Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

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Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

The world is crazy. I am part of the world. I am crazy. Stay safe crazy pony people

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Just another writer on the internet, trying to make good times happen.

space is a waste

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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Not the milk.

Writer of stories!

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

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