Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?
I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.
What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?
i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?
Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
John 8:32 "And ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth will make you free." (KJV)
An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.
I'm that teen-aged Yorkshireman with the vast collection of hats and a pair of mutton chops.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"
Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.
You cannot have joy without tasting despair.
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?
Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )