Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Not a changeling.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

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Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

loves tiaras.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I type stories using my hands

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."