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GroaningGreyAgony


And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Feb
29th
2016

Mismatching Wits: A Group Portrait · 5:25am Feb 29th, 2016

Jan
22nd
2016

Pen, Posed · 6:23am Jan 22nd, 2016

In honor of the upcoming semi-decennial update to Mismatching Wits, I arted again. This image will become part of the story’s current cover art:

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Dec
18th
2015

It doesn't have to be this way. · 4:12pm Dec 18th, 2015

I don't usually make blogs about my personal life, but this is something I had to get off my chest, almost literally. And there may be something extra in it for you. I hope so, in a way, but I mainly hope not. Feel free to read, regardless; I'll try to keep it entertaining.

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Dec
1st
2015

So, I’m jumping on this “seasonal avatar” thing. · 3:05am Dec 1st, 2015

I have been informed that red and green are appropriately festive colors for the upcoming holidays. Am I doing it right?

Oct
20th
2015

Now that the craze is dying down… · 4:25pm Oct 20th, 2015

Jul
22nd
2015

Sorry about the hiccup... · 7:57am Jul 22nd, 2015

I prematurely posted a draft chapter last week and had to yank it down again because it hadn't cooked enough. I'm finished and it's back up now:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/132387/4/friendship-is-optimal-mismatching-wits/principia-discordai-part-2

This concludes the April Fools interlude; the story will continue soon on its previous track. Here's another teaser:


“Hey, Pen!” they called out to him from the grass.

“Yes?” he replied, dragging his snout out of his book.

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Jul
10th
2015

Resurgam has risen... · 4:32am Jul 10th, 2015

My Heinlein tribute story is complete. If you have any interest in Golden Age science fiction, or you'd like to see what might happen if Nightmare Moon were to confront a wily business tycoon, I invite you to give it a read.

May
26th
2015

Riverdream now has an audiobook. · 11:02pm May 26th, 2015

I admit to being rather stunned. It is the work of the multi-talented Illya Leonov:

The MP3 is available at the creator's Soundcloud account.

I'm just sitting here with a big smile on my face. Please, have a listen.

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May
25th
2015

Riverdream has been featured by the Royal Canterlot Library! · 7:40pm May 25th, 2015

You can read the flattering review, and my interview, here. (It will be visible on FimFiction later this week.)

Also, Seattle's Angels have given a mostly-positive review. (Perhaps I am too dense a writer to fully appreciate it.) :twilightsmile:

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Apr
12th
2015

Ambrose Bierce on Poetry · 1:58pm Apr 12th, 2015

This tickled me, and I thought I would share it.

The Two Poets

Two Poets were quarrelling for the Apple of Discord and the Bone of Contention, for they were very hungry.

“My sons,” said Apollo, “I will part the prizes between you. You,” he said to the First Poet, “excel in Art—take the Apple. And you,” he said to the Second Poet, “in Imagination—take the Bone.”

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