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GroaningGreyAgony


And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

May
3rd
2021

Is it a philosophical zombie? · 4:41am May 3rd, 2021

Damned near! Thanks to the surge of interest in GAPJaxie's Friendship is Optimal writing contest, I was at last inspired coerced adjured by bell, book and candle to finish the next chapter of Mismatching Wits. All two and a half of my remaining

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Jul
23rd
2019

Toon the RPG: Do you have this book? Will you be at BC19? · 8:09pm Jul 23rd, 2019

If you do, and you want a stranger to scribble in it, bring it to Bronycon 19 and I will autograph the part that I did. Same for this one:

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Jul
15th
2019

Bronycon 19: The Lurker Awakens. Toons and Shenanigans! · 2:00am Jul 15th, 2019

Against my better judgement and despite popular demand, I will be attending BC 19. If you wish to demand an explanation concerning any of my stories, or ask me to autograph a confession, this will probably be your best chance.

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Dec
15th
2016

Space, Intentionally Filled with Data Points · 6:41am Dec 15th, 2016

Illya Leonov has done me another kindness and lent his deep rich voice to the reading of my story, Space, Intentionally Left Blank. I am approximately twice as pleased as punch. Please have a listen! You can also listen to it, or download it, at Soundcloud.

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Nov
10th
2016

DAMA! · 8:12pm Nov 10th, 2016

Yesterday, Horizon set up an AMA (Ask Me Anything) thread. Several writers have since followed his lead.

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Aug
11th
2016

Space, made more intentionally blank. · 5:32pm Aug 11th, 2016

Now that the contest is well over, I have revised this story, which I hope will better express my vague intentions as I was composing it. The original version has been preserved, along with its comments.

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Apr
9th
2016

Big round numbers for the nonbig and nonround... · 2:07am Apr 9th, 2016

I wrote recently about being on a diet and losing a lot of weight.

I mentioned that I had a digital scale that was only accurate up to 333 pounds. For any weight over that, it would read “EEEE.” I was on the diet for several weeks before I could even see a number on it, and that number was, of course, 333.0 pounds.

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Apr
2nd
2016

Lost in the Queue… but Mismatching Wits has updated! · 6:37pm Apr 2nd, 2016

Due to hijinx and shenanigans yesterday, the notice may have gotten lost in the kerfuffle, but the next chapter is up, even though I technically had to split it in half. (I really need to learn the art of writing smaller chapters…)

Apr
2nd
2016

Much as I hate to explain jokes... · 2:52am Apr 2nd, 2016

(I’m kidding. I love it.)

Earlier today, I posted a cryptic joke chapter for April Fool’s day, consisting of one letter, in reference to a prior comment.

In doing so, I ran afoul of a board policy that prohibits making low-content chapters, as this may be abused to increase one’s visibility on the front page. The microchapter and its comments got deleted.

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Mar
22nd
2016

What unicorn horns are made from... · 11:06pm Mar 22nd, 2016

In light of the recent spate of stories on this topic, I feel obliged to weigh in.

Unicorn horns are made of keratin and bone.

Putting one in your mouth would be like sucking on an old dry toenail. Maybe one with glitter polish.

That’s all.