I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

A Warning to Others

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write weird shit. That's really it.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

very good at writing very bad things

Got ninety-nine stories and only one ain't smut. Cheers!

I am always online, even when I am not.

I am never serious.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Too much to write; too little time

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

A natural born editor, sometimes I edit blank pages into stories.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

who me

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Moved on.

This is fiction. But it is based...

RP writer and Spacebattles

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

God, I'm so sorry.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here