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I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Write silly, not stupid.

RP writer and Spacebattles

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Greetings and bienvenue, I am Michael Ravencroft. Writer and artist. From the obscure, to the known, from Comics, to Tokusatsu, nothing eludes my creative eyes. Hark the Raven.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

......uh?...

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Hiya! You can call me Ludi or Lycan, it doesn't matter. Just don't call me a talking wolf, 'cause that would be crazy! What kind of wolf can write stories... o.o

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Too much to write; too little time

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

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I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.